That one time I laughed so hard that I couldn’t breathe

aka two minutes ago.

It’s all because of this golden blog post by Bay Area Sports Guy’s wife. Electric Girl and I have been brainstorming some incredibly epic and possibly not family-friendly options, and I’m confident we really could get the entire team together by Halloween. I laughed so hard at some of the names EG made up that I couldn’t breathe. I sounded like an asthmatic pug.

Now. How exactly do I go as Brandy Belt? High socks, skirt, jersey (optional?), hat. Awkwardness?