The sun’ll come out NEVER. NEVER EVER AGAIN.

I may cry, internet. I may cry actual tears ON MY FACE.

Cody Ross is going to the Red Sox. I know Cody was done in SF but you know, I just didn’t want anyone else to get him. And god yes, he was horrible this year, whatever. Cody was my Giant. And now he’s going to Boston. Where like, Boston is NOT SAN FRANCISCO.

“T-Lince” still hasn’t settled anything with the Giants and it’s all anyone can talk about and they keep positing these scenarios, like LINCECUM for TULO and I don’t care how much sense it makes, I WILL NOT AGREE WITH IT.

IS IT TIME FOR BASEBALL WITH ALL THE PLAYERS I WANT ON ONE TEAM? GOD.