If you’re Brian Wilson

When Brian Wilson gets really bored one of these days, he’s going to Google himself again and find his way here, where he’ll find this list of Things to Do While Recovering From Bionic Elbow Transplant ™.

Things to Do While Recovering From Bionic Elbow Transplant ™

  • Build a telescope
  • Learn to brew beer
  • Read Finnegan’s Wake
  • Learn how to knit
  • Write a short story
  • Take your new telescope into the Sierras to watch the stars
  • Perfect your impressions of your teammates
  • Install beadboard in your kitchen
  • Build toothpick replicas of the GGB, Bay Bridge, and AT&T Park
  • Become a cricket enthusiast
  • Learn quantum physics
  • Take up macrame
  • Diagram and color-code a geological map of the United States*
  • Learn to build ships in a bottle
  • Learn to read star maps (for your new telescope and trip to the Sierras)
  • Start a blog so you can tell everyone how bored you are

 

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*It’s fun, trust me!